What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 07:18

You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
How can one learn to talk frankly?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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